The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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