dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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