he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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