I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
