omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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