You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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