guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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