i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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