Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You ruined the universe
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
