we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Randomize
