i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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