Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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