I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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