it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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