Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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