His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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