On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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