What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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