even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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