she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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