Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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