Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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