Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We need to get me chipped asap
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
im on a boat
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