guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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