I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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