i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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