Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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