But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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