so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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