My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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