Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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