He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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