I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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