doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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