I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Pants 0. Shit 1.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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