You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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