Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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