That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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