I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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