Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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