please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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