Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Randomize
