ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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