...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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