i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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