Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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