You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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