Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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