Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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