ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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