Can Purell be used as lube?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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