This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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