so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Randomize
