I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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