i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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